16 1 Now when David had passed a little beyond the summit , behold , Ziba the servant of Mephibosheth met him with a couple of saddled donkeys , and on them were two hundred loaves of bread , a hundred clusters of raisins , a hundred summer fruits , and a jug of wine . 2 The king said to Ziba , "Why do you have these ?" And Ziba said , " The donkeys are for the king's household to ride , and the bread and summer fruit for the young men to eat , and the wine , for whoever is faint in the wilderness to drink ." 3 Then the king said , "And where is your master's son ?" And Ziba said to the king , "Behold , he is staying in Jerusalem , for he said , 'Today the house of Israel will restore the kingdom of my father to me.' " 4 So the king said to Ziba , "Behold , all that belongs to Mephibosheth is yours." And Ziba said , "I prostrate myself; let me find favor in your sight , O my lord , the king !"
5 When King David came to Bahurim , behold , there came out from there a man of the family of the house of Saul whose name was Shimei , the son of Gera ; he came out cursing continually as he came . 6 He threw stones at David and at all the servants of King David ; and all the people and all the mighty men were at his right hand and at his left . 7 Thus Shimei said when he cursed , "Get out, get out, you man of bloodshed , and worthless fellow ! 8 " The Lord has returned upon you all the bloodshed of the house of Saul , in whose place you have reigned ; and the Lord has given the kingdom into the hand of your son Absalom . And behold , you are taken in your own evil , for you are a man of bloodshed !" 9 Then Abishai the son of Zeruiah said to the king , "Why should this dead dog curse my lord the king ? Let me go over now and cut off his head ." 10 But the king said , " What have I to do with you, O sons of Zeruiah ? If he curses , and if the Lord has told him, 'Curse David ,' then who shall say , 'Why have you done so ?' " 11 Then David said to Abishai and to all his servants , "Behold , my son who came out from me seeks my life ; how much e more e now this Benjamite ? Let him alone and let him curse , for the Lord has told him. 12 "Perhaps the Lord will look on my affliction and return good to me instead of his cursing this day ." 13 So David and his men went on the way ; and Shimei went along on the hillside e parallel with him and as he went he cursed and cast stones and threw dust at him. 14 The king and all the people who were with him arrived weary and he refreshed himself there .
15 Then Absalom and all the people , the men of Israel , entered Jerusalem , and Ahithophel with him. 16 Now it came about when Hushai the Archite , David's friend , came to Absalom , that Hushai said to Absalom , " Long live the king ! Long live the king !" 17 Absalom said to Hushai , "Is this your loyalty to your friend ? Why did you not go with your friend ?" 18 Then Hushai said to Absalom , "No ! For whom the Lord , this people , and all the men of Israel have chosen , his I will be, and with him I will remain . 19 "Besides , whom should I serve ? Should I not serve in the presence of his son ? As I have served in your father's presence , so I will be in your presence ." 20 Then Absalom said to Ahithophel , "Give your advice . What shall we do ?" 21 Ahithophel said to Absalom , " Go in to your father's concubines , whom he has left to keep the house ; then all Israel will hear that you have made yourself odious to your father . The hands of all who are with you will also be strengthened ." 22 So they pitched a tent for Absalom on the roof , and Absalom went in to his father's concubines in the sight of all Israel . 23 The advice of Ahithophel , which he gave in those days , was as if one inquired of the word of God ; so was all the advice of Ahithophel regarded by both David and Absalom .
The Counsel of Ahithophel and Hushai
17 1 Furthermore, Ahithophel said to Absalom , "Please let me choose 12,000 e e men that I may arise and pursue David tonight . 2 " I will come upon him while he is weary and exhausted e and terrify him, so that all the people who are with him will flee . Then I will strike down the king alone , 3 and I will bring back all the people to you. The return of everyone depends on the man you seek ; then all the people will be at peace ." 4 So the plan pleased e Absalom and all the elders of Israel . 5 Then Absalom said , "Now call Hushai the Archite also , and let us hear what he has to say ." 6 When Hushai had come to Absalom , Absalom said to him, "Ahithophel has spoken thus e . Shall we carry out his plan ? If not, you speak ." 7 So Hushai said to Absalom , " This time the advice that Ahithophel has given is not good ." 8 Moreover, Hushai said , "You know your father and his men , that they are mighty men and they are fierce e , like a bear robbed of her cubs in the field . And your father is an expert in warfare , and will not spend the night with the people . 9 "Behold , he has now hidden himself in one of the caves or in another place ; and it will be when he falls on them at the first attack, that whoever hears it will say , 'There has been a slaughter among the people who follow Absalom .' 10 "And even the one who is valiant e , whose heart is like the heart of a lion , will completely lose heart ; for all Israel knows that your father is a mighty man and those who are with him are valiant men . 11 "But I counsel that all Israel be surely gathered to you, from Dan even to Beersheba , as the sand that is by the sea in abundance , and that you personally go into battle . 12 "So we shall come to him in one of the places where e he can be found , and we will fall on him as the dew falls on the ground ; and of him and of all the men who are with him, not even one will be left . 13 "If he withdraws into a city , then all Israel shall bring ropes to that city , and we will drag it into the valley until e not even a small stone is found there ." 14 Then Absalom and all the men of Israel said , "The counsel of Hushai the Archite is better than the counsel of Ahithophel ." For the Lord had ordained to thwart the good counsel of Ahithophel , so that the Lord might bring calamity on Absalom .
15 Then Hushai said to Zadok and to Abiathar the priests , "This is what Ahithophel counseled Absalom and the elders of Israel , and this is what I have counseled . 16 "Now therefore, send quickly and tell David , saying , ' Do not spend the night at the fords of the wilderness , but by all e means cross over , or else the king and all the people who are with him will be destroyed .' " 17 Now Jonathan and Ahimaaz were staying at En-rogel , and a maidservant would go and tell them, and they would go and tell King David , for they could not be seen entering the city . 18 But a lad did see them and told Absalom ; so the two of them departed quickly and came to the house of a man in Bahurim , who had a well in his courtyard , and they went down into it. 19 And the woman took a covering and spread it over the well's mouth and scattered grain on it, so that nothing e was known . 20 Then Absalom's servants came to the woman at the house and said , "Where are Ahimaaz and Jonathan ?" And the woman said to them, "They have crossed the brook of water ." And when they searched and could not find them, they returned to Jerusalem . 21 It came about after they had departed that they came up out of the well and went and told King David ; and they said to David , " Arise and cross over the water quickly for thus Ahithophel has counseled against you."
22 Then David and all the people who were with him arose and crossed the Jordan ; and by dawn e not even one remained who had not crossed the Jordan . 23 Now when Ahithophel saw that his counsel was not followed , he saddled his donkey and arose and went to his home , to his city , and set his house in order , and strangled himself; thus he died and was buried in the grave of his father . 24 Then David came to Mahanaim . And Absalom crossed the Jordan , he and all the men of Israel with him. 25 Absalom set Amasa over the army in place of Joab . Now Amasa was the son of a man whose name was Ithra the Israelite , who went in to Abigail the daughter of Nahash , sister of Zeruiah , Joab's mother . 26 And Israel and Absalom camped in the land of Gilead . 27 Now when David had come to Mahanaim , Shobi the son of Nahash from Rabbah of the sons of Ammon , Machir the son of Ammiel from Lo-debar , and Barzillai the Gileadite from Rogelim , 28 brought beds , basins , pottery , wheat , barley , flour , parched grain, beans , lentils , parched seeds, 29 honey , curds , sheep , and cheese of the herd , for David and for the people who were with him, to eat ; for they said , "The people are hungry and weary and thirsty in the wilderness ."
The Death of Absalom
18 1 Then David numbered the people who were with him and set over them commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds . 2 David sent the people out, one third under the command of Joab , one third under the command of Abishai the son of Zeruiah , Joab's brother , and one third under the command of Ittai the Gittite . And the king said to the people , "I myself will surely go out with you also ." 3 But the people said , " You should not go out; for if we indeed flee , they will not care e about us; even if half of us die , they will not care e about us. But you are worth ten thousand of us; therefore now it is better that you be ready to help us from the city ." 4 Then the king said to them, "Whatever seems best to you I will do ." So the king stood beside e the gate , and all the people went out by hundreds and thousands . 5 The king charged Joab and Abishai and Ittai , saying , "Deal gently for my sake with the young man Absalom ." And all the people heard when the king charged all the commanders concerning e Absalom . 6 Then the people went out into the field against Israel , and the battle took place in the forest of Ephraim . 7 The people of Israel were defeated there before the servants of David , and the slaughter there that day was great , 20,000 e men. 8 For the battle there was spread over e the whole countryside , and the forest devoured more people that day than e the sword devoured .
9 Now Absalom happened to meet the servants of David . For Absalom was riding on his mule , and the mule went under the thick branches of a great oak . And his head caught fast in the oak , so he was left hanging between heaven and earth , while the mule that was under him kept going . 10 When a certain man saw it, he told Joab and said , "Behold , I saw Absalom hanging in an oak ." 11 Then Joab said to the man who had told him, "Now behold , you saw him! Why then did you not strike him there to the ground ? And I would have given you ten pieces of silver and a belt ." 12 The man said to Joab , "Even if I should receive a thousand pieces of silver in my hand , I would not put out my hand against the king's son ; for in our hearing the king charged you and Abishai and Ittai , saying , 'Protect for me the young man Absalom !' 13 "Otherwise , if I had dealt treacherously against his life (and there is nothing e e hidden from the king ), then you yourself would have stood aloof e ." 14 Then Joab said , "I will not waste time here with you." So he took three spears in his hand and thrust them through the heart of Absalom while he was yet alive in the midst of the oak . 15 And ten young men who carried Joab's armor gathered around and struck Absalom and killed him. 16 Then Joab blew the trumpet , and the people returned from pursuing Israel , for Joab restrained the people . 17 They took Absalom and cast him into a deep pit in the forest and erected over him a very great heap of stones . And all Israel fled , each to his tent . 18 Now Absalom in his lifetime had taken and set up for himself a pillar which is in the King's Valley , for he said , " I have no son to preserve my name ." So he named the pillar after his own name , and it is called Absalom's Monument to this day .
19 Then Ahimaaz the son of Zadok said , "Please let me run and bring the king news that the Lord has freed him from the hand of his enemies ." 20 But Joab said to him, "You are not the man to carry news this day , but you shall carry news another day ; however, you shall carry no news today because e the king's son is dead ." 21 Then Joab said to the Cushite , "Go , tell the king what you have seen ." So the Cushite bowed to Joab and ran . 22 Now Ahimaaz the son of Zadok said once e more e to Joab , "But whatever happens , please let me also run after the Cushite ." And Joab said , "Why e would you run , my son , since you will have no reward for going ?" 23 "But whatever happens ," he said, "I will run ." So he said to him, "Run ." Then Ahimaaz ran by way of the plain and passed up the Cushite . 24 Now David was sitting between the two gates ; and the watchman went up to the roof of the gate by the wall , and raised his eyes and looked , and behold , a man running by himself . 25 The watchman called and told the king . And the king said , "If he is by himself there is good news in his mouth ." And he came nearer and nearer . 26 Then the watchman saw another man running ; and the watchman called to the gatekeeper and said , "Behold , another man running by himself ." And the king said , "This one also is bringing good news ." 27 The watchman said , "I think the running of the first one is like the running of Ahimaaz the son of Zadok ." And the king said , " This is a good man and comes with good news ." 28 Ahimaaz called and said to the king , "All is well ." And he prostrated himself before the king with his face to the ground . And he said , " Blessed is the Lord your God , who has delivered up the men who lifted their hands against my lord the king ." 29 The king said , " Is it well with the young man Absalom ?" And Ahimaaz answered , "When Joab sent the king's servant , and your servant , I saw a great tumult , but I did not know what it was." 30 Then the king said , "Turn aside and stand here ." So he turned aside and stood still . 31 Behold , the Cushite arrived , and the Cushite said , "Let my lord the king receive good news , for the Lord has freed you this day from the hand of all those who rose up against you." 32 Then the king said to the Cushite , " Is it well with the young man Absalom ?" And the Cushite answered , " Let the enemies of my lord the king , and all who rise up against you for evil , be as that young man !" 33 The king was deeply moved and went up to the chamber over the gate and wept . And thus he said as he walked , " O my son Absalom , my son , my son Absalom ! Would e I had died instead of you, O Absalom , my son , my son !"